if something is too spicy for you, follow these simple steps!

cybersuccubus:

  1. stop being a fucking bitch
  2. eat more of it
  3. cry you fucking pussy

(via magicul)

algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

(via lubricates)

meladoodle:

kinda weird that u were naked for 9 months in ur mums womb and she probably showed everyone the scans like thats pretty much like leaking ur nudes

(via phobias)

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

(via encourage)

we all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(via africandad)

centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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(via shouldnt)

Q

Anonymous asked:

quay

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trouserweasel:

Brendan brendandsnap hey bby how you doin’? :)

you were just in my Pokemon game

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

(via succeeding)